Koliga.Com
Koliga.Com
never releases any customer information to anyone for any reason.
We will
use your information only for the purposes of getting your purchase to your
house.
We will not email you, junk-mail you, call you on the telephone, or
fax you.
No one will appear on your doorstep, or wipe your windshield with a
dirty rag.
You will not see our reflection in store windows.
We will
not give, sell, loan, lease, or otherwise distribute your information.
We
will not contact your mother and tell her what you bought, or rat you out to
any
person, group or organization.
In the event that our business is
acquired, your information will NOT be part of the deal, and if deemed
necessary we will roll your invoice up and smoke it.
Once you receive your
goods we will disavow all knowledge of your existence.
We don't have any
sort of a mailing list, we figure we are pretty easy to find, lots of customers
come back for more on their own.
We know how you feel. We get lots and lots
of email telling how to get rich on Ebay (HA HA HA), potions to help me make
some body parts smaller and others larger, mortgages, lotto winnings on games
we never entered, pleas for help from Zimbabwe royal family members (I always
think of Eddie Murphy in "Coming to America" when I get those!).
BOTTOM
LINE: We are not going to email you except for answering your emails.
If
you are still uncomfortable placing an order over the net, please feel free to
call us toll-free at 1-800-328-0701.